Sexting horror stories that’ll make you purge every nude from your iCloud

From screenshotting Snaps, to unsolicited dick pics, there’s no shortage of ways to absolutely slaughter the mood.

But what are some of the worst real-life scenarios? We asked around to find out.

Gigi, 21

In my bathroom the mirror is kind of high up and I can’t get a full body pic. So I stood up on the toilet to take a full one and I tripped and hit my face on the counter – I was lying on the bathroom floor crying for a good 30 minutes, still in my sexy lingerie.

Samantha, 19

On election day I sent a guy a nude and all he replied was, “Make sure you get out there and vote.”

Ashley, 21

There was a picture of me and my boyfriend in a racy position. Being the klutz I am, I accidentally sent it to our group chat with all our mutual friends. I was mortified — I didn’t talk to any of them for about two weeks.

Demi, 24

I was talking to someone on Tinder and I was asked if I ever toilet played before, I was like “Nah I’m not about anal,” and the response I got was, “I’m not talking about anal, I’m talking about pee and poop…. I wanna be your toilet.” What? 

Caitlyn, 21

I once accidentally posted a very raunchy tit pic on my Snap story. My 17-year-old brother saw it.

Karen, 22

This kid I hadn’t spoken to in months texted to ask if I was still in Tallahassee. When I said I’d moved to NYC he was like, “Too bad wish you could come over.” I said I had a boyfriend, and he proceeded to Snap me a dick pic with the tip of his penis covered with a flower emoji.

Becky, 21

When I was younger, like 17, I sent a nude and the boy asked if I “used to be a boy” because my boobs were so small. I still think about it to this day.

Maggie, 21

I was talking to this rather nice, polite guy on Tinder. We never talked about anything sexual, our conversations were mostly about school and work, and I had told him how much I hated dick pics. After about a week, we exchanged numbers. First thing I get is a photo of his dick — thing was maybe an inch and a half, hard. With the photo came the message “Wanna come choke on this, baby girl?” I shot back, “Well, small parts are choking hazards,” then blocked his number.

Nicole, 21

I meant to send a pic of my boobs to a guy and accidentally sent them to my best friend as well. She was pissed because she knew who I meant to send them to, and she hates him. Whoops.

Vic, 23

Sexting my first ever boyfriend in middle school, I left my flip phone on my desk in my room. He sent me a dick pic and my dad opened it. Next thing I know I’m getting yelled at and we have a family meeting in our living room with him and his parents. Most awkward moment of my life.

He apologizes to my father and then my dad asks if I had anything I’d like to say, and I said no. But he gave me a look like “apologize before I whoop you in front of everyone,” so I looked at his parents and said it was inappropriate and it wouldn’t happen again. So dumb, he started it.

Caitlyn, 19

A few days ago, after blatantly stating that I wasn’t into anything he was, a dude sent me videos of him jacking off/shoving shampoo/soap bottles up his ass/peeing on his feet.

Donatella, 23

I used to sext my boyfriend at the age of 17-18. When we were together he told me he made the folders private and locked them with a password. When we broke up he promised he’d deleted them and their content.

More than a year later, his girlfriend messaged me on Facebook saying, “If you even dare message or text my boyfriend one more time, I’am going to show the world all the disgusting slutty grim photos of you that I took from Marco’s laptop. Now fuck off. He is not interested in you (and quite frankly never was).”

Moral of the story? Keep your phone on lock, I guess?

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