Kylie Jenner ONCE AGAIN predicted how shitty the year was going to be

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Kylie Jenner ONCE AGAIN predicted how shitty the year was going to be

Nostradamus is snatched

OK, remember 2016? I know it seems like decades of perma-tanned shit have rained down on us since then, but it's really only been six months.

Now think back to December of 2015, when Kylie Jenner predicted the trash fire year that awaited us. She declared that 2016 would be the year of realizing and holy shit did we realize.

Was Kylie born on some kind of solstice? Did Mama Kris dabble in the cosmic witch arts when little Kylie was just a seed in her womb (ew, I'm sorry)? Because Kylie Jenner proved once again that she has the gift of SIGHT with a cryptic tweet from a few months ago that predicted how ugly this year would be:

WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

This pretty bitch cursed us yet again with a single tweet. Does she contain some kind of mystical dust infused into her acrylics? Injected into her lips and line-less forehead? Is Norman the dog to key to her powers?

Whatever the fuck it is, it's clear that Kylie is literally a modern day Nostradamus, and her Twitter is his famous scrolls or whatever he wrote those ugly prophecies on. Actually, Kylie's more iconic because Nostradamus was a flop who didn't even have a successful cosmetics line.

Flopstradamus.