This girl on Twitter did a better job summarizing the Comey papers than literally any news site

I don't mean to discourage anyone from reading, but I'm gonna summarize this because everyone needs to know how ridiculous this is https://t.co/bIxnbqC55e

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

So Comey first meets (then president-elect) Trump in a meeting at Trump Tower on January 6th.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

In the meeting, he briefed Trump & T's national security team on FBI's investigation of possible Russian interference in the 2016 election

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

He also assured Trump that they weren't investigating him personally. This is where I THINK Trump started getting worried.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Because later, Trump invites Comey to dinner.

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Trump frames it as a casual dinner, saying he would've invited Comey's whole family but Comey shouldn't worry, they'd do that next time.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Comey isn't sure who all is coming, but he assumes others will be there.

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Comey shows up and, lo and behold, it's just him & Trump.

Comey's uncomfortable.

And rightfully so.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Cuz then it really gets weird ?

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

As they eat, Trump starts to ask Comey:

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

"So. Do you want to keep your position as Director of the FBI under my administration? Because I need loyalty. I expect loyalty." pic.twitter.com/TUn0rwq2xc

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

On the inside, Comey's thinking "…the hell?" Because the FBI & the White House aren't supposed to be close like that. (So Comey says).

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

An awkward staring match/silence ensues cuz Comey don't know how to respond.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Eventually, Comey responds with something like: "I can assure you that you will get honesty from me."

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Okay now remember Trump isn't smart.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

On the 1 hand it probably sounded to T like C was assuring he was on T's side. On the other hand C didn't explicitly say he'd give T loyalty

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

So Trump again says something to the effect of, "Good. I need loyalty."
Comey again says something to the effect of, "I'll give u honesty."

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Then Trump says, "Yes. I need honest loyalty." Which makes me think Trump doesn't know that "honesty" & "loyalty" are not synonyms.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Anyway, Comey didn't correct him. He just kind of said pic.twitter.com/Vy3UygveUr

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

After that meeting TRUMP WAS SHOOK pic.twitter.com/3LS8xHh4j4

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

He tries to encourage Comey from dropping open investigations THREE more times after that.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

One time was after a counterterrorism briefing in the Oval.

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After, Trump excuses everyone from the room (with Jared Kushner being the last to go, but why tf was he there in the 1st place) except Comey

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Talkin bout some "I hope you can let that whole Flynn thing go. Yeah he met with the Russians & lied about it. But he's a good guy."

Comey: pic.twitter.com/IyOwx8tk5W

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Comey even wrote: "You used to call me on my cell phone late night when you needed my reassurance that you weren't being investigated"

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

Trump even asked Comey at one point whether Comey could please tell the public that he wasn't investigating Trump. Lol bruh

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

"I've been very loyal to you, very loyal. We had that thing you know."
This is a literal quote that Comey attributes to Trump. Not playing.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

So when Trump fired Comey's ass, it was pretty clear why.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

All his life, Trump has surrounded himself with yes men who reassure him of his nonexistent talent/intelligence & do whatever he says.

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

He couldn't even get answers from Comey, let alone manipulate Comey's investigation of him. He wanted loyalty loyalty loyaltayy from the FBI

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

So he fired Comey. With the intent to hire another yes man.

Which we all obviously knew already. It's just great to hear Comey confirm it?

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017

IN CONCLUSION, this season of The Real (White)Housetrash of the United States is willld pic.twitter.com/h0lVmOxmA2

— honest loyalty (@gawdduss) June 7, 2017