Can she be the next White House correspondent please?
Twitter user gawdduss, explained everything you need to know about the Comey investigation in this Twitter thread, and we are so thankful someone finally spelled it out in a way that’s funny.
Comey meets Trump in January
Trump starts getting a little nervous
They have the most awkward dinner date of all time
Trump begs Comey for his loyalty
Comey promises he will be honest with Trump
Trump is too dumb to realize honesty and loyalty aren’t the same
Trump tries to convince Comey to drop the Russian investigations
Comey says Trump used to call him on his cell phone
Trump asks Comey to tell the public he isn’t being investigated
Trump fires Comey because he couldn’t manipulate him
Comey confirms Trump wanted someone he could boss around
Thank God someone finally explained this political jargon in a way that makes sense to everyone. We want gawdduss to summarize the news for us on the daily.