news • Jun 08 2017

Trump hasn’t tweeted in more than 24 hours. You OK, hun?

An investigation

At the time this article was published, 9:48am EST, President Donald J. Trump hadn’t tweeted in 1 day, 4 hours, 31 minutes, and all we’re wondering is, what the hell else is he doing?

Trump hasn't tweeted in more than 24 hours.

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 8, 2017

Yeah, the James Comey trial is under way, and if Trump had a single functioning neuron he’d be shitting himself, but since he already casually fired Comey while he was in the midsts of investigating Trump for federal crimes, “concerned” probably wouldn’t be on the list of first five adjectives I’d use to describe him.

You’d think he’d at least have something to say about the General Election in the UK (#VoteLabour), but no’s his trigger finger has remained inactive, which means there are three possibilities here:

Someone took his phone away after he attacked the Muslim Mayor of London following the London attack, he’s busy scrubbing Russian hooker piss off his grubby orange flesh, or his Twitter has been handed over to Ariana Grande, the real POTUS.

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