Memes you’ll only understand if you’re a self-destructive garbage person
Alas, I must return to the sea
by Amanda Ross
If you’re a piece of shit that continues to make terrible life choices even though you know exactly how it’s gonna end up, say haaaay! Say hoooo!
No, but seriously. I find myself asking me why the fuck I’m like this every day and if you’re a swamp person from Trash Island, I’m sure you can relate.
I mean, this is just our life:
The floor is unhealthy eating, spending, and sleeping habits. pic.twitter.com/BoIteT5LKe
— أسود (@NasMaraj) June 9, 2017
Things are going gr8!!!
When you didn't get the 4.0, your body isn't summer ready, and your eating habits are still unhealthy but it's summer.. pic.twitter.com/orI8jvaQB3
— J™ (@J_Lozano10) June 9, 2017
Don’t worry about me, y’all!!!
me: i don't drink soda, my body is my temple. self care is a divine responsibility ?☝️
also me: pic.twitter.com/i4ShrCE0U3
— strawberry jamal ? (@jdetarr) June 1, 2017
Thank gosh for our friends, though:
when u finally find someone who loves u unconditionally, supports u and always tells u ur beautiful despite ur self-destructive tendencies pic.twitter.com/6VrnjG6VLv
— google (@hiitaylorblake) June 8, 2017
Because this is on a never-ending loop:
Hi I'm nick the busted, and you're watching my mental health destroy me. pic.twitter.com/n8JFAYys1r
— Nick The Busted (@NickDominates) June 9, 2017
HMU if you wanna be mean to me, tickets are still available!
the floor is having unhealthy relationships with people who don't care for my wellbeing & are destructive to my mental health & self esteem pic.twitter.com/pN1lJog3Zh
— MADI (@peachpixxie) June 9, 2017
The truest squad I know:
My depression and anxiety arguing over who helped ruined my day more pic.twitter.com/im1V83Qd9e
— أسود (@NasMaraj) June 9, 2017
Name a more iconic duo than anxiety and depression. I’ll wait.
when my anxiety and depression are mingling pic.twitter.com/PHLsfQpyOp
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) June 9, 2017
Sign me TF up:
Me whenever I have the opportunity to embarrass myself on the internet pic.twitter.com/sn7VaU8lDA
— jake (@HUNTYCHAN) June 1, 2017
Some things will just always be a mystery:
me: *tries everything to get rid of eye bags and dark circles except getting enough sleep*
me: i…just don't understand pic.twitter.com/FEuI3YFcf9
— judgmental gay ? (@jdgmntlgay) June 1, 2017
me pretending to be neurotypical and sociable at work for tips pic.twitter.com/VstfgtcbXL
— H (@heavybagofbones) June 9, 2017
Better than fine! What’s better than fine?
Visual representation of me pretending everything is fine when it's not pic.twitter.com/w0nuDf53Vl
— Z i i (@Ziifd) June 9, 2017
me: i wish my friends would come over and see me when i am sad
my friends when i'm sad: u want me to come over?
me: what? no i'm fine pic.twitter.com/3MrOpMMcwI
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) June 10, 2017
The honesty (and loyalty):
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 9, 2017
*self destructive* *paranoid*
me to me: ur doing amazing sweetie
— kitty3000✰ (@heIlotomykitty) June 3, 2017
I am my own greatest stan, but also my own biggest hater:
im the most toxic person in my life&i'll just keep ruining my own life w self destructive behaviour that i will keep repeating until i die pic.twitter.com/5ZZHthX1Uj
— Common White Girl (@GIRLposts) June 1, 2017