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Memes you’ll only understand if you’re a self-destructive garbage person

Alas, I must return to the sea

by Amanda Ross

If you’re a piece of shit that continues to make terrible life choices even though you know exactly how it’s gonna end up, say haaaay! Say hoooo!

No, but seriously. I find myself asking me why the fuck I’m like this every day and if you’re a swamp person from Trash Island, I’m sure you can relate.

I mean, this is just our life:

Things are going gr8!!!

Don’t worry about me, y’all!!!

Thank gosh for our friends, though:

Because this is on a never-ending loop:

HMU if you wanna be mean to me, tickets are still available!

The truest squad I know:

Name a more iconic duo than anxiety and depression. I’ll wait.

Sign me TF up:

Some things will just always be a mystery:

I’m…fine:

Better than fine! What’s better than fine?

The honesty (and loyalty):

Kim, sweetie:

I am my own greatest stan, but also my own biggest hater:

Did you really think Warren Buffett was tweeting inspirational advice for teens?

Smart grind always pays off

by Harry Shukman

Warren Buffett, the billionare investor with a face like a dangly ballsack, is not dispensing advice for locals. And yet, people being people, they have fallen for a fake Warren Buffett account that tweets vanilla platitudes meant to inspire the extremely basic: Unless you're a total dunce and didn't spot that Warren Buffett has a…

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Enough imagining dead celebrities in Heaven, I’m begging you

First of all, John McCain is in hell

by Amanda Ross

Death is awful, and I can't blame anyone for struggling to make sense of it. That's where the idea of an afterlife came from, right? Refusal to accept the nothingness waiting for us the moment our pulse stops? If it makes you feel better to imagine your grandma reclining on a cloud while the world…

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This is how you can hide your Instagram pics without losing likes

If you’re trying to be scandalous

by Ari Bines

For those of you who are deluded into thinking you're Instagram famous with those 2,000 followers, this one's for you. While it's easier to delete Instagram pics from your grid, you may want to keep those sexy photos in an Instagram folder for a later time. Here's how to hide use your Instagram archive to…

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