Alas, I must return to the sea
If you’re a piece of shit that continues to make terrible life choices even though you know exactly how it’s gonna end up, say haaaay! Say hoooo!
No, but seriously. I find myself asking me why the fuck I’m like this every day and if you’re a swamp person from Trash Island, I’m sure you can relate.
I mean, this is just our life:
Things are going gr8!!!
Don’t worry about me, y’all!!!
Thank gosh for our friends, though:
Because this is on a never-ending loop:
HMU if you wanna be mean to me, tickets are still available!
The truest squad I know:
Name a more iconic duo than anxiety and depression. I’ll wait.
Sign me TF up:
Some things will just always be a mystery:
I’m…fine:
Better than fine! What’s better than fine?
The honesty (and loyalty):
Kim, sweetie:
I am my own greatest stan, but also my own biggest hater: