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FACT: The guys complaining about Amber Rose’s nude are the same guys sending unsolicited dick pics
‘Nobody asked to see that’
By now, you’ve probably seen the naked picture Amber Rose, AKA ‘Muva’, posted. If you haven’t, here it is.
Amber rose posted the almost nude photo to Instagram to promote her third annual SlutWalk – an event to raise awareness about gender inequality and empower women. But as we know, Instagram is the king of telling girls to cover up and the photo was quickly deleted.
But not before the internet got a hold of it and went wild. Some praised Rose for not giving a fuck. Others started the #AmberRoseChallenge. And then came the backlash from the men, who have a lot of opinions on a woman getting her bush out.
But here’s a theory – the guys complaining about Rose’s pussy pic are the same guys who send girls unsolicited dick pics.
Tell me you can’t imagine all these dudes sliding in your DMs with a badly angled picture of their penis – or worse, a video.
This guy is probably salty because he actually spends a lot of time on his dick pics and gets blocked in return
Don probably sends pics of his full-pubed penis
Marcus probably gets offended if you don’t send a nude in return
This guy is probably fat and sends just the tip
Tom here probably filters his dick pics
This guy has mastered sending them in under three seconds
Will probably sends dick pics on loop
This guy probably sends 10+ dick pics a day
And this guy definitely gets mad and calls you a bitch when you say you didn’t ask to see his dick
“Nobody asked to see that,” they all say.
Hmm, sounds weirdly familiar.