Why is The Daily Mail calling these celeb outfits ‘wardrobe malfunctions’ when they’re clearly #looks?
They didn’t ‘accidentally’ go braless
There’s a lot wrong with The Daily Mail and the way they report on women, with their sexist headlines and ability to write 500 word-vomit as an excuse to post pictures of a hot girl on the beach.
But the one thing that gets me is how they’re always reporting on the “wardrobe malfunctions” celebrities are having, without bothering to think that maybe “going braless to show off NIPPLES” was the damn plan.
When Joanna Krupa’s beach look was an ‘accidental nip slip’
Written by a reporter too chicken to put their name on it.
When Chelsea Clinton REVEALED her secret bra beneath a sheer top
“We do too much content on celebs who go braless. Find someone who is wearing a bra NOW!”
Blac Chyna, same.
When Selena Gomez obviously didn’t plan to go braless in a translucent dress, resulting in a ‘double wardrobe malfunction’
You can see her boobs AND her underwear?? SHOOK.
At risk of me asking where she got that jumpsuit.
When Caroline Flack’s ‘ample assets’ suffered a ‘double nip-slip’
And here I am thinking I couldn’t fill up a killer dress like that to save my life.
When Mariah Carey ‘exposed’ her thong
OH NO A TINY PIECE OF FABRIC SHOWING THROUGH ANOTHER PIECE OF FABRIC CALL 9-1-1!
When Selena Gomez was ‘wild’ for showing some side boob
Theory: Instagram’s rules on nipples were created by The Daily Mail.
When Bella Hadid went braless and it was yet another ‘wardrobe malfunction’
Read: That’s the point.
This just in: The dictionary definition for ‘wardrobe malfunction’ has just been changed to comply with The Daily Mail’s take on fashion.
Guess we’re all just living wardrobe malfunctions.
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