Plus a lot of guys trolling
So that’s where her hair went.
In a glamorous and actually pretty empowering Instagram post, full-time activist and Muva to us all Amber Rose uploaded a photo of herself dripping in diamonds, clad only in a bra top and an artfully trimmed topiary of pubic hair. It was cute and meant to promote her SlutWalk, and dudes with crusty lips and un-wiped buttholes wanted to complain about it.
Here’s the original pic, about which I truly don’t understand the big deal. Like, she looks good?? Hair is natural??
But don’t worry, the girls are here to back her up and the boys were here to troll her.
The #AmberRoseChallenge is all over Instagram, some of which is empowering almost-nude shots but most of which is kinda-funny, kinda-rude trolling about Amber’s personal pube situation Because you know this wouldn’t have been as big of a deal if Amber’s carpet flooring matched the hardwood up top.
Honestly, some of it is pure art:
And some of it is funny and cute:
And honestly, boobs have been at the center of Instagram controversy for way too long. Forget freeing the nipple, can we free the pussy?
Yes, we get it: Amber Rose has a bush.
I hate y’all so much:
Obviously your pubes are your choice, but I’m just calling it — Amber is gonna spark the return-to-hair revolution.