Melania’s dad looks EXACTLY like Donald Trump and suddenly everything is making sense to me

So do you ever have those moments where something suddenly makes sense and you feel like you’ve got the wind knocked out of you because it’s just so obvious? Like when you realized that the Grammys are called that because the statue is a gramophone or that slang is literally slang for shortened language?

Yeah. OK.

So look at Melania Trump’s dad:

Are you guys…seeing what I’m seeing?

He looks very…presidential. According to Google, he’s 73 years old, just three years senior to his daughter’s husband. I wonder if he was around a lot when Melania were growing up? What’s that saying about how women marry their fathers…?

I’m gonna be sick. Seriously, psychological science says we’re drawn to partners just like our parents. An expert quote from a CNN article on the phenomenon:

This is most common if you felt rejected or abandoned by a parent and still haven’t worked through it…Your psyche wants to go back to the scene of the crime, so to speak, and resolve that parental relationship in a marriage.

Aaaaand I’m just gonna leave it at that. Draw your own conclusions, because I definitely have.

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