Some guys are too hot to be trusted
Bella Hadid may have officially moved on from The Weeknd with Australian model Jordan Barrett. The two were spotted getting cozy bed-side in New York City on Monday.
This isn’t the first time the pair were spotted hanging out. They also enjoyed a yacht ride in Cannes together. No one knows for sure if they are just friends or if there is more to it, but Bella has that post-dick glow that only comes after getting with someone new.
Bella, we’re happy you’re finally moving on from your heartbreak, but this guy is way too hot to not be a total douchebag or a serial killer. He’s one of those guys you swipe left on immediately, because he’s so hot you know he’s going to ruin your life — either in a never-text-back way or a dump-pig-blood-on-you-at-prom way.
He’s also the opposite of Abel, whose style is edgy and ever-changing. This guy looks as bland as can be, and he’s so chiseled snuggling up to him would be like cuddling up with a pile of discarded Nintendo DSs.
The last thing Bella needs is a rebound who is probably just using her fame to increase his own name recognition. She’s t0o good for this, and should be dating a certified A-Lister. Learn from our mistakes and don’t fall for his “I’m not like other guys” and “I never want to hurt you” bullshit.
Be careful Bella — he may be hot, but he’s probably evil.