If you’re looking for someone to call ‘daddy’ today, here’s a list of hot dads to quench your thirst


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If you’re looking for someone to call ‘daddy’ today, here’s a list of hot dads to quench your thirst

Happy Daddy’s Day

Of course you know it’s Father’s Day today. And while you’ve already gotten force-fed stories about what manly tool to get your father, or you’re choosing to ignore today altogether because #daddyissues, this list of DILFs are here to help get you through it.

Spoiler: Brad Pitt and David Beckham aren’t on it because they’re so five years ago.

Ashton Kutcher

It’s a scientific fact that Ashton became 72% hotter once he finally got together with Mila Kunis. Do you even remember he was dating Demi Moore? Same.

See you tomorrow night @chrisjerichofozzy #wwe #theranch

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Chris Hemsworth

Thor can use his thunder on me any day.

Chance The Rapper

I don’t know how he does it, but Chance is the type of guy who makes me want to rip his clothes off and cuddle him simultaneously.


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Channing Tatum

Just look at him.

Matthew McConaughey

I’m sensing a Magic Mike pattern here, but I’d call Matthew ‘daddy’ all night, all night, all night.

Barack Obama

Barack leaving has definitely given me a different kind of daddy issue. Come back pls.

Joe Biden

Young Joe Biden, old Joe Biden, daddy Joe Biden.

Happy #nationalsunglassesday from the White House's resident aviators enthusiast.

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George Clooney

Welcome to the DILFs, George. We’re very happy to have you.

Jay Z

I’m not sure if it’s the fact he’s married to the Queen herself that makes Jay Z so fucking hot, but I’m not complaining.

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Ryan Reynolds

You thought I was going to pick Gosling weren’t you? Nope. Reynolds is the only Ryan I want to call ‘daddy’.

Jimmy Kimmel

Now hear me out. Jimmy’s got that father figure but I also fuck thing going for him, plus his jokes are usually not that cringe. Rogue, I know, but a girl wants what she wants.

Making fresh mozzarella from curd

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Adam Levine

Adam was daddy before he was even a dad.

Every day is a new adventure.

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Happy Daddy’s Day.