Happy Daddy's Day
Of course you know it’s Father’s Day today. And while you’ve already gotten force-fed stories about what manly tool to get your father, or you’re choosing to ignore today altogether because #daddyissues, this list of DILFs are here to help get you through it.
Spoiler: Brad Pitt and David Beckham aren’t on it because they’re so five years ago.
Ashton Kutcher
It’s a scientific fact that Ashton became 72% hotter once he finally got together with Mila Kunis. Do you even remember he was dating Demi Moore? Same.
Chris Hemsworth
Thor can use his thunder on me any day.
Chance The Rapper
I don’t know how he does it, but Chance is the type of guy who makes me want to rip his clothes off and cuddle him simultaneously.
Channing Tatum
Just look at him.
Matthew McConaughey
I’m sensing a Magic Mike pattern here, but I’d call Matthew ‘daddy’ all night, all night, all night.
Barack Obama
Barack leaving has definitely given me a different kind of daddy issue. Come back pls.
Joe Biden
Young Joe Biden, old Joe Biden, daddy Joe Biden.
George Clooney
Welcome to the DILFs, George. We’re very happy to have you.
Jay Z
I’m not sure if it’s the fact he’s married to the Queen herself that makes Jay Z so fucking hot, but I’m not complaining.
Ryan Reynolds
You thought I was going to pick Gosling weren’t you? Nope. Reynolds is the only Ryan I want to call ‘daddy’.
Jimmy Kimmel
Now hear me out. Jimmy’s got that father figure but I also fuck thing going for him, plus his jokes are usually not that cringe. Rogue, I know, but a girl wants what she wants.
Adam Levine
Adam was daddy before he was even a dad.
Happy Daddy’s Day.