Do men like getting blue balls? Women in new survey say yes

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Do men like getting blue balls? Women in new survey say yes

This is mind blowing information

In a recent survey, some men said women like being sexually harassed because we like the attention.

Between 30-65 percent of men in the countries surveyed admitted to sexually harassing women. In many cases, they said that if the woman was dressed provocatively or out at night, she was “asking for it.” A large majority also said they harass women “because it was fun.”

Men who admitted to sexually harassing women said they engaged in everything from staring, groping, sexual comments and even rape.

Researchers suggested that the harassers’ reasoning is to “to put them in their place” because “the world owes them.”

An article published by Slate titled ‘Do Women Like Being Sexually Harassed? Men in New survey Say Yes’ reported the findings of the survey yesterday

Which led people to start conducting their own surveys

And they’re actually pretty damn eye-opening.

Did you know humans actually like being eaten alive?

Or that mosquito season is back for our own pleasure?

Did know guys actually enjoy being kicked in the balls?

“Men like being kicked in the balls, because they like the attention they get when people are consoling them,” one respondent said.

Or the fact people actually like getting murdered? Mind blowing

Thought you were the only one who likes getting mugged? Think again

You’re also not the only one who enjoyed getting bullied, nerd

If you’re now questioning your entire existence with all this new information, this survey found that men actually like getting blue balls

“I started doing this with every guy I hook up with, and my love life has never been better!” one woman said.

The survey found that men have been lying all along about the excruciating pain that comes with the lack of cumming just to make us feel bad for them. Turns out that the result of not ejaculating is just a fucking shit attitude.

Mind blowing.

This is also a perfect time to note that women get blue balls too — we just call it sex.


The initial report surveyed 4,830 men in the Middle East and North Africa: Egypt, Morocco, Lebanon, and Palestine. 

@TheTab