news • Jun 21 2017

The new Snapchat update is creepy as hell and I’m about to throw my phone out the window

Why Snapchat Gods?!

Snapchat just revealed its newest update and it might be the worst one yet. Soon, your app will have ‘Snapchat Maps,’ which allows you to view your friends stories on a map to determine where they are hanging out.

Finding out where your Snapchat friends are will be as easy as pinching the screen. A map will pop up with bitmoji’s representing your their locations.

So next time you don’t want Janet to find out you’re having drinks with all of your mutual friends but not her because she’s a dumb bitch, you’re screwed. Better not send a snap of you having a good time!

According to Mashable, these locations only update when a user opens the Snapchat app and you can put yourself in ‘Ghost Mode.’ But honestly, the fact I could accidentally have people tracking my location is creepy enough for me to never use the app again. I don’t know all those Tinder hoes on my Snap friend list!

I guess its time for me and Snapchat to part ways. Bye dog face filter! I will miss how perfect you made my skin look.

Yes, Nicki Minaj is now dating a registered sex offender and convicted killer

Here’s the full court record

by Nian Hu

Nicki Minaj is Instagram official with a 40-year-old man named Kenneth Petty, a level 2 registered sex offender in New York who has been convicted of attempted rape as well as manslaughter. According to the New York Sex Offenders database, Petty was convicted of attempted rape on April 5, 1995. Court records obtained by TMZ…

An Asian guy took an ancestry DNA test only to be told that he’s ‘100% Asian’

Surprise! You’re Asian!

by Nian Hu

Pretty much everyone I know has taken one of those ancestry DNA tests. And yeah, they're expensive but I can definitely see the appeal. The level of detail in the breakdowns — 56 percent Irish, 20 percent Balkan, 12 percent Iberian — isn't something you could get from a conversation with your grandma. And it's…

The guy behind the sexist Ocasio-Cortez tweet also tweeted about making ‘hot’ children masturbate

And then tried to defend it

by Nian Hu

Eddie Scarry, a reporter at the Washington Examiner, recently came under fire for a tweet where he posted a photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's backside as she was walking, and wrote: "Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I'll tell you something: that jacket and coat don't look like a girl…