Doggy-style sex is apparently really dangerous, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take

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Doggy-style sex is apparently really dangerous, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take

I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time

What has science ever done for me? Honestly! This week alone, I’ve had to just sit here and take it while “scientists” and “doctors” and “experts” slander coconut oil, gin and now doggy-style. This is the last straw.

Yes, a study found that doggy-style is one of the most dangerous positions, responsible for penis fractures, cervix injuries and strokes. But you know what? I don’t care. I’m not here for a long time, I’m here for a good time. Health warnings haven’t put me off drugs or soda, so this “scientific study” definitely isn’t going to stop me.

And it seems like most of you are on my side. When someone tweeted this yesterday, it was met with the online equivalent of fingers in the ears:

I forgot how to read all of a sudden.

The truth is we never know when our time will come. All we can do is enjoy each day like it’s our last and continue to get our backs blown out and live in the moment. Namaste.

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