Y'all need help
It’s not just guys who get wet dreams — every girl has had at least one dream about getting it on. Sometimes these sexy subconscious thoughts feature super embarrassing people — like the guy who lives next door, the girl who sits next to you in your English lecture, or Jimmy Kimmel.
We asked girls about the craziest person who has shown up in their sexy dreams, and are honestly a bit concerned.
Adam Levine
“I had a dream about Adam Levine taking me down in a bunk bed… I wish!” — Faith, 25.
Trey Songz
“Trey Songz took me to his penthouse. He had silk sheets and a balcony.” — Hannah, 19.
The high school english teacher
“I had a sex dream about my high school english teacher. He was like 47 and always talking about how he wanted to kill his ex-fiance and eat her child like a watermelon. Obviously, he was a very weird dude and really not attractive at all, but I guess it did something for me.” — Claire, 18.
Jimmy Kimmel
“I had never given Jimmy Kimmel a second thought in my life until I had a super graphic sex dream about him. Now I’m obsessed.” — Stephanie, 24.
The guy on the sports team
“I had one about a guy on the club sports teams I play on. It took place in post-apocalyptic city ruins and we fucked against a crumbling wall. I couldn’t look at him after that without blushing furiously.” — Farah, 20.
Snoop Dogg
“I once dreamt that I was auditioning to be one of Snoop Dogg’s video hoes. I had to sexually perform for him to get the job. I’m not in any way attracted to Snoopy, but I guess my subconscious wants in on some gangster lovin’.” — Lacey, 21.
The tall guy from the ‘Try Guys’
“You know Buzzfeed’s Try Guys? None of them are like traditionally that ‘hot’ or at least not my type at all. But in my dream, it was kind of like the end of the world. We were all in this abandoned hotel just waiting for it to all be over. Anyway, I was chilling with one of the Try Guys, Keith Habersberger – the really tall nerdy one. We started making out, and it just escalated to a full blown hook up. It was honestly the best wake up I’ve ever had. It’s like my eyes had been opened. I stalked him for entire day after that, and honestly get turned on every time I see his nerdy face now. I’m not proud of it.” — Nina, 24.
Ruby Rose
“I constantly have Ruby Rose sex dreams, but only when I nap. Usually I wake up in a literal gasp, and it’s so common that my roommate just goes “oh, Ruby again.” Oops.” — Carrie, 23.
Justin Trudeau
“I tweet so much about Justin Trudeau that I often vividly imagine him doing many things to me in my sleep. It doesn’t help that his wife’s name is Sophie.” — Sophie, 21.
Time to learn how to lucid dream so I can see Adam Levine every night! xoxo.