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Definitive proof that relationship standards have gotten laughably low
OMG guys, he actually listens to my ideas and feelings!
by Amanda Ross
Twitter has long been home of #relationshipgoals featuring photosets of engraved necklaces, improbably attractive couples, sunset picnics and the now-memeable “check your porch” phenomenon.
Now, it’s a bastion for people with the lowest conceivable standards ever. And that’s coming from someone who once had sex with a dude who had a NY Rangers logo tattoo.
Like this mythical, perfect man who actually says you look nice out loud:
Or this one, who has a very basic knowledge of something you like because #goals omfg:
Making us not want to die is now the bar men have to clear:
If he enjoys your company and acknowledges it, he’s the ONE:
He plans a REAL date? Issa marriage prospect:
TFW he’s interested in the things you say:
When bae makes plans with you omfg >>>>>
The simple fact that this is even an article says everything:
If he doesn’t cheat on you, he’s husband material:
Like…have any of us ever been out with someone who didn’t hate us?
Love John and Chrissy, but….
Same goes for the guys we’re NOT EVEN DATING:
I’m literally floored:
And yet….