Beauty products that’ll speed up your morning routine so you can sleep the fuck in this summer
For those mornings when you roll out of bed and have to be to work in five minutes
It can be fun to spend an hour putting your makeup on every now and then, but let’s face it — most of the time, we just want to roll out of bed and be done with it already. Here’s a helpful guide to beauty products that will make your summer morning routine a little bit easier:
Dr. Jart+ Cicapair Tiger Grass Color Correcting Treatment ($52 at Sephora)
When you’ve only got a few minutes to get ready, but still want a little somethin’ somethin’ on your face, this color-correcting cream works wonders. It goes on like a light green foundation but quickly adapts to your skin tone, taking care of any redness or irritation without looking or feeling heavy.
Glossier Boy Brow ($16 at Glossier)
Instead of spending 20 minutes sculpting perfectly faded Instagram brows, try filling them in with a few swipes of Boy Brow. Natural beauty, snatched.
Models Own Face Base Illuminating Primer ($14.99 at Ulta)
I like to slather this bad boy on in lieu of my normal foundation when I want to still blind people with my glow but sleep in a few extra minutes. Use it as a lightweight eyeshadow base too.
NYX Dose of Dew Face Gloss ($9 at NYX)
This pearly pink highlighter can be blended in a matter of seconds to create a super cute and natural glow.
Maybelline EyeStudio Color Tattoo 24HR Cream Gel Eye Shadow ($6.99 at Ulta)
Cream eyeshadows are perfect for summer – they’re easy to blend with just your ring finger, and actually last all day. Maybelline has an excellent color range, but I really love this warm, bronze hue for adding a little haziness around my eyes.
Rimmel ScandalEyes Retroglam Mascara ($5.59 at Target)
It’s affordable. It’s waterproof. It doesn’t clump. What more could you want?
Milk Makeup Lip + Cheek ($24 at Sephora)
Two birds with one seriously rosy stone.
NYX Dewy Finish Makeup Setting Spray ($7.99 at Ulta)
No one has the time to sit there and bake your makeup with a half pound of loose powder for 10 minutes. Keep your look on all day with a healthy misting of this setting spray. Plus, it gives you that healthy, dewy glow all of us want for summer.
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