People on Twitter have realized Tropical Storm Cindy is one thicc bish

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People on Twitter have realized Tropical Storm Cindy is one thicc bish

I want to BE her

Tropical Storm Cindy has been making her way through the Gulf Coast over the last few days. Normally, this would be boring information reported by The Weather Channel, but Twitter found out Tropical Storm Cindy is lowkey thicc.

First, Twitter realized the storm looks like a girl walking away from a shitty first date

She’s actually a Cindy. I can imagine her flipping her hair while she gets her nails done already.

Then, they realized she’s thicc

Cindy is the girl all of us want to be. The girl with Kylie Jenner lips who never misses a day of cardio and does like 200 lunges a day. Why must nature be so cruel and make a tropical storm hotter than I am?

She’s so thicc, she looks kinda like Nicki Minaj

She even has that flawless, skin-tight red tracksuit on. And look at that natural hair. I’m crying.

Now that we all know she’s a fine bish who don’t need a man, Cindy accounts have been popping up all over Twitter

She sounds like exactly the kind of bitchy-ass woman I want to have in my circle.

Cindy is the cool girl we will never be. Have you trended on Twitter? Time to go stand in the eye of a storm and wait for it’s winds to knock me into the waters of my death.