'WE ACCEPT BILLIONAIRE NUT ONLY'
My mom got engaged last night.
OK, Rihanna isn’t my mom and she isn’t engaged, but that’s really what it feels like. Yesterday, photos surfaced of her in a pool with champagne and a super hot guy, Hassan Jameel. He’s worth over a billion dollars, but Rihanna is priceless.
The two were seen canoodling, like Regina George and Aaron Samuels at Chis Eisel’s Halloween party. And Twitter went off.
Some of the tweets were brutal and eviscerating (to us, never to Rih), some were motivational. All of them, though, were happy for Robyn Fenty, love of my life and mom in my mind: