Hot tips on how to be a spicy lil hoe this summer

From how to moisturize to scheduling your dick appointments for optimum productivity, Twitter's #hoetips is there for you aspiring lil hoes.

Rihanna might be settling down with a new man, but the season of the summer hoe is upon us and we're ready for it.

Here are the best hoe tips to have a saucy summer.

He fucks with you? Double fuck with him

https://twitter.com/kogvarme/status/851007876927815680

https://twitter.com/daniee_phantom/status/785046020736421888

https://twitter.com/ChowderIsAFag/status/790280430486519808

https://twitter.com/Ravenswing11/status/751907847357816836

https://twitter.com/keou_/status/754814283024769024

Use boys' complete and utter ignorance of female orgasms to your advantage

https://twitter.com/bad_dominicana/status/827622804212314112

Plan dick appointments productively

https://twitter.com/reauxbeaulove/status/818320654596444160

https://twitter.com/Dan_Vanderbilt/status/806193926092759042

Never pay for an Uber ever again

https://twitter.com/AjaAppleNIGGA/status/806209278436581376

Only stick to thicc dicc

https://twitter.com/kingcisco94/status/801124614093107204

https://twitter.com/kingcisco94/status/762455034629992449

Embrace period sex like a true hoe

https://twitter.com/rah_raw/status/818402406522306560

Learn some new techniques

https://twitter.com/ghettosupastrrr/status/750584101355266048

Perform full on identity fraud when it all gets too much

https://twitter.com/rah_raw/status/818395690195881984

Keep your make-up slick during and after your dick appointment

https://twitter.com/musicaIhoe/status/683894435092934656

Remember to look after yourself through the hoe-ing

https://twitter.com/lydiakalia/status/768546324765564928

https://twitter.com/__yadiraaa/status/725147226687725568

https://twitter.com/NorthWitch69/status/764764919824801792

Forget shirts and wear bralettes as tops

https://twitter.com/daniee_phantom/status/855624761337970688

Don't have time in between all the dick? Work with what you have

https://twitter.com/trashedfloors_/status/740396453034627072

And above all, do as Rihanna and get yourself some rich dick

https://twitter.com/AlienMulajh/status/880286582049132545

Happy hoe-ing!

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