Apparently this is the boob size that sweats the most and it’s total bullshit

There’s something so sexy about the summer: Days are long, rooftops are packed, and each day girls collect enough boob sweat to drown out the entire Vatican City.

Some smarter girls have taken to only wearing black, sleeveless clothing, but sometimes you just want to wear gray without looking like you’ve popped 40 adderall sans antiperspirant.

Luckily, luxury lingerie retailer, Figleaves, commissioned a survey to find out which girls were suffering the most based on their bra size, showing 87 percent of girls suffer from sweaty boobs. And to the other 13 percent, count your goddamn blessings.

What’s more interesting, is their survey revealed women with a cup size of 36C are most likely to suffer from boob sweat, with 36B at a close second(??!).

Now I can imagine 36C boobs get pretty sweaty, and as someone who still wears a training bra but sweats like a 65-year-old overweight man, I’d have no reason to dismiss 36Bs. Buuuuut, I feel like there might be boob sizes that sweat more.

This calls for an investigation. Fill our our survey so we can begin to end the hate crime that is boob sweat. We want to hear it from you so we can be sure.

@carolinephinney