A hoe anthem playlist for when you need to lather on your lipgloss and pop those hips


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A hoe anthem playlist for when you need to lather on your lipgloss and pop those hips

Of course ‘My Neck, My Back’ is on here

Let’s not even pretend we don’t live in a hoe-ciety. Even the most prude among us has a secret little hoe inside them they’re bursting to let out this Friday night.

Here’s your perfect playlist for the next time you’re pregaming with the girls, straightening your hoe-licious hair, or trying to pump yourself up before you invite Tinder Tommy over.

Toxic by Britney Spears

“Taste of your lips/ I’m on a ride”

Fergalicious by Fergie

“Fergalicious definition make them boys go loco”

❌❌ #tommynow #tommyland

A post shared by Fergie (@fergie) on Feb 10, 2017 at 9:35am PST

Hips Don’t Lie by Shakira, Wyclef Jean

“And I’m on tonight you know my hips don’t lie”

Feeling Myself by Nicki Minaj, Beyonce

“I’m with some hood girls lookin’ back at it/ And a good girl in my tax bracket”

Lip Gloss by Lil Mama

“All the boys keep jocking/ They chase me after school”

  • Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado

    “I can see you with nothing on/ Feeling on me before you bring that on”

    Milkshake by Kelis

    “My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard”

    Get On Your Knees by Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande

    “Got a bow on my panties because my ass is a present”

    Off To The Races by Lana Del Rey

    “I’m your little scarlet, starlet, singin’ in the garden/ Kiss me on my open mouth”

    My Neck, My Back (Lick It) by Khia

    “All you ladies pop yo’ pussy like this”

    Get Ur Freak On by Missy Elliot

    “Go, get ur freak on”

    Partition by Beyonce

  • “Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged”

    Dance (A$$) by Big Sean

    “And bust this pussy open in the islands of Waikikiiiiii”

    Wild Thoughts by DJ Khaled, Rihanna, Bryson Tiller

    “Know you wanna see me nakey, nakey, naked”

    Don’t Cha by The Pussycat Dolls, Busta Rhymes

    “Don’t cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?”

    Bad Girls by M.I.A.

    “Live fast, die young/ Bad girls do it well”

    A post shared by MIA (@miamatangi) on Jun 20, 2017 at 10:28am PDT

    Bottoms Up by Trey Songz feat. Nicki Minaj

    “Can I get that margarita on the rock rock rock/ Can I get salt all around that rim rim rim rim”

    London Bridge by Fergie

    “V.I.P. ’cause you know I gotta shine”

    3 by Britney Spears

    “Living in sin is the new thing”

    Hands To Myself by Selena Gomez

    “I want you all to myself/ You’re metaphorical gin and juice”

  • Talking Body by Tove Lo

    “If you love me right/ We fuck for life, on and on and on”

    Beez In The Trap by Nicki Minaj, 2 Chainz

    “Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t sayin’ nothing”

    Only by Nicki Minaj

    “These hoes couldn’t test me even if their name was pop quiz”

    A post shared by Barbie® (@nickiminaj) on Jun 22, 2017 at 2:59pm PDT

    Rude Boy by Rihanna

    “Give it to me baby/ Like boom, boom, boom”

    Bootylicious by Destiny’s Child

    “You gotta work your jelly if you gone dance with me tonight”

    Body Party by Ciara

    “Cause tonight is going down, tell your boys is going down”

  • Sex With Me by Rihanna

    “All this all work, no vacation”

    Naughty Girl by Beyonce

    “I’m feelin’ kind of n-a-s-t-y I just might take you home with me”

    Cola by Lana Del Rey

    “My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola”

    Pretty Girl Rock by Keri Hilson

    “I’m so very fly, oh my, it’s a lil’ bit scary”

    Circus by Britney Spears

    “All the eyes on me in the center of the ring”

    S&M by Rihanna

    “‘Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it”


    A post shared by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Jun 23, 2017 at 1:51pm PDT

    My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas

    “Get you love drunk off my hump”

    Hands On Me by Ariana Grande, A$AP Ferg

    “You just keep your eyes on my you know what”

    When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls

    “When I grow up/ I wanna see the world/ Drive nice cars/ I wanna have groupies”

    Birthday Cake by Rihanna

    “It’s not even my birthday/ But he wanna lick the icing off”

    Here’s the playlist on Spotify for your hoe-y needs:

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