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A selection of the ugliest swimsuits you can buy that will make you love that one bikini you’ve had for years
What were they thinking?
Picking out a swimsuit is no picnic. Even with one-pieces back in style and bikinis becoming way more fun, shopping for a swimsuit sucks.
But, to make that scroll a little bit easier, we've singled out the ugliest swimsuits that you won't even be caught dead in this summer.
Forever 21
This bikini that's literally seashells
This velvet strappy thing
HAVE YOU EVER WORN VELVET IN THE HEAT IT'S NOT FUN
This one piece with seahorses covering your tits
This avocado print bikini
This one-piece with the words 'hot sauce' on it
This sequin top that has a CHOKER
This shiny mermaid look
ASOS
This MTV branded leopard print one-piece with cutouts and ties
Anything else to add?
This one-piece I can already imaging popping a tit in
Aaaaaand nipple
This one-piece that just needs to answer a lot of questions
Why those colors? Why ruffles and bows? Just why?
This floral gingham frill atrocity
My goddamn eyes
Missguided
This laser cut one-piece which will win the contest for worst tan lines ever
No thank you
This strappy shiny thong number
This one-piece blaming margaritas for no reason
Did they make you buy this swimsuit?
This one that's just a joke waiting to happen
Urban Outfitters
This one-piece that says 'baby girl'
Not even going to mention the thigh gap
Guess I'll just stick to the two-piece I've had since high school.