All of the embarrassing things every girl does but will never admit to

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All of the embarrassing things every girl does but will never admit to

I can guarantee you’ve done at least five

2017 is the year of not giving a fuck, so let’s celebrate that by corroborating a factual and scientific list of things we’re all guilty of doing but are too shy to admit to.

You probably thought you were the only person who did these things, but we’re all disgusting, and you’re not alone.

Spilling food on your pajamas, and then eating it later

Coco pops stuck to your nightie? Saves you making a trip downstairs for that 12am snack. It’s time efficient, if nothing else.

Going five days without showering during exam season

And sometimes out of exam season. If you’re not leaving the house, who do you have to impress?

Texting your ex “I need to tell you something” for no other reason than to ruin his day

He broke your heart, after all.

Not shaving your legs for a solid month just to see how long the hair can grow

At least you can still find a use for your middle school math ruler.

Not changing your designated period pants for two days to avoid staining another pair

You’re changing the pads so it’s still sort of hygienic, right?

Continuing to recycle and wear that same pair every month

Why buy a new pair just to see them get ruined? Besides, this is just another example of you being a financially sensible self-functioning adult. Sort of.

Eating four post-break up tubs of Ben & Jerry’s in two days

This needs no justification.

Eating five tubs of Ben & Jerry’s in two days because you need to break your previous record

I heard they’re making it an Olympic sport.

Pretending to take a selfie so that you can snap a pic of a cute guy’s ass on the sly

Why not whack it on your story? Live life on the edge.

Knowing the entire script of Bridget Jones 1, 2 and 3, and considering this an achievement

Well, the “interests” section of my résumé won’t fill itself.

Going to the corner shop in your pajamas and trying to pass it off as a fashion statement

Taking “I woke up like this” chic to a whole new level.

Taking pics of your food baby bloat to see what you’d look like pregnant

Not quite Beyonce, but not far off.

Buying more underwear instead of washing old ones

The same rule applies to socks. And shirts. And pants.

Drawing smiley faces around your nipples because the pink bit looks like a nose

Not only are you a comedy genius, you’re a feminist beacon of body positivity. Keep slayin’ gurrl.

Using the same razor for well over a year

It’s not broken until it’s rusty.

Sharing nudes with your besties so that the best parts of each girl can be used as bait for fuck boys

They needn’t be any the wiser.