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Just a list of disgusting ‘MCM’ tweets that’ll make you happy to die alone
Your MCM shares this story with ‘LMAO couldn’t be me!’
by Amanda Ross
I don’t know who gave men the right to be the dusty psychos they are nowadays, and yet here we are. We feel it day to day — walking down the street, looking at memes, innocently looking at an Instagram DM request. Things are so bad, I’m single as fuck and still looking forward to maybe probably definitely dying alone. Just kidding, I’m really desperate and this is me:
But seriously, dudes are just savages. And nothing proves it like this curated list of tweets I spent 15 minutes pasting into this text box:
But does he wear the flip-flips and jeans with this iconic belt, though??
I want the bee population to thrive so y’all can stop making jokes about them:
The duality of man:
Grow the fuck up:
Your MCM packs a bowl with Spice from Planet K:
And then checks his phone immediately after nutting:
Just be happy babe :))))
…Y’all can keep him:
“Out here grinding, no time to play ? ? ? “
My MCM’s Instagram says Just For Fun:
Ya but it was worth it so I didn’t have the noise in my lip sync video to Wild Thoughts:
Ur MCM has never heard of Urban Decay All-Nighter:
Me: I’m disassociating
Him: Awww without me? ;)
Your MCM still drinks 4 Lokos period:
It’s me. I’m your MCM.