QUIZ: What member of Taylor Swift’s seemingly disassembled squad are you?
Give me Gigi or give me death
by Una Dabiero
It’s been a tough year for Taylor Swift.
Between Kim Kardashian dragging her for shading Kanye, Lorde denying her spot in the “squad” and the social media hiatus that has us wondering if she’s dead, the queen of pop seems more like a sadly deflated doll of broken dreams.
We haven’t seen her famed girl gang together in ages, but let’s be honest — they’re all much more #goals on their own. Which member of Taylor’s seemingly disassembled squad would you be and why would you leave? Take this quiz to find out:
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