Bumble just copied Tinder’s creepiest feature so I guess I’m deleting my account now
It’s Bumble’s fault I’m gonna die alone
by Amanda Ross
Bumble used to be our oasis. It seemed to attract a slightly higher quality of people than Tinder, forced us to think of clever(ish) opening lines outside of “heyyyy” and — most importantly — we were never at risk of accidentally hitting the stupid fucking Super Like star with our thumb while swiping on the toilet.
But like all good things (pricey lip balms, open bars), it had to come to an end.
The ladies-first app just introduced a ~cOoL nEw FeAtUrE~ called Super Swipe and it’s literally exactly like Super Like. This is what it looks like:
First of all, who (WHOMST!) wants to give someone a mega-like? Does that ever increase the odds of getting a match or message? I’d be willing to bet literally any amount of money (jk just in case) that like boosts have/will result in exactly zero marriages. Maybe some not-planned babies, but no fairytale romances.
Let’s be honest: it’s a money-grab to get coins of weird, desperate dudes who set their radius to 100 miles and have sunglasses on in every picture. And it begs just one question: Why?
The ‘half-bake’ is THE spring nail trend requiring barely any polish at all
You can’t smudge this
by Ari Bines
Since spring has been reduced to nothing but a figment of our frozen imaginations, nail enthusiasts have taken it upon themselves to live life like the sun's out with the nail trend of the season — I call it "half-bake."Spending hours deciding what nail color to stunt on your friends are over, and barely-there, crystal-clear…
Twitter is in LOVE with this boy who took his mom to prom for the sweetest reason
What’s his number? 👀
by Una Dabiero
In my lame-ass hometown in the middle of nowhere, prom was a big fucking deal. My friends and I spent months planning what we were going to wear and where we were going to take pictures. But more importantly, we spent an obsessive amount of time trying to get our crushes to ask us. Like,…
There’s now a dick Fitbit and, well, you guys just need to come see this
Maybe a smart condom will make the guys I deal with a little more intelligent
by Una Dabiero
Look around you right now, and I guarantee half the people you see have a huge fucking hunk of metal tied to their wrist. Fitness trackers are beyond a fad. They're a part of modern life. And apparently, despite the fact that Netflix has blessed us with four seasons of Black Mirror, people don't think…