Bumble just copied Tinder’s creepiest feature so I guess I’m deleting my account now
It’s Bumble’s fault I’m gonna die alone
by Amanda Ross
Bumble used to be our oasis. It seemed to attract a slightly higher quality of people than Tinder, forced us to think of clever(ish) opening lines outside of “heyyyy” and — most importantly — we were never at risk of accidentally hitting the stupid fucking Super Like star with our thumb while swiping on the toilet.
But like all good things (pricey lip balms, open bars), it had to come to an end.
The ladies-first app just introduced a ~cOoL nEw FeAtUrE~ called Super Swipe and it’s literally exactly like Super Like. This is what it looks like:
First of all, who (WHOMST!) wants to give someone a mega-like? Does that ever increase the odds of getting a match or message? I’d be willing to bet literally any amount of money (jk just in case) that like boosts have/will result in exactly zero marriages. Maybe some not-planned babies, but no fairytale romances.
Let’s be honest: it’s a money-grab to get coins of weird, desperate dudes who set their radius to 100 miles and have sunglasses on in every picture. And it begs just one question: Why?
Here’s why we need a White History Month
I salute my white walkers!
by Ari Bines
It's Black History Month, a time where we celebrate the accomplishments and achievements of Harriet Tubman, the only Black person the American school system knows. However, the problem with this celebration is that white people have felt using all 28 days of the shortest month of the year is making them feel left out. Can't…
Tinder’s latest update is dumb as hell, and I’m officially deleting the stupid app altogether
I’m just done, sorry
by Ari Bines
Apparently, Tinder thinks women haven't done enough work to grab the attention of men, so they're now rolling out a new Tinder update with a "ladies first" option. This new paid feature (that's right, you have to pay for this), you can now enable an option that blocks men from messaging first, leaving initiating the…
This girl’s amazing unibrow is totally mesmerizing, and she’s starting a whole uni-movement
Why are these girls so hot
by Ari Bines
The phrase "beauty is pain" always brings to mind the first time I waxed my eyebrows. My eyes teared, I screamed when the hair was yanked, and yet I continue to put myself in repeated agony every few weeks. But now I've been inspired (also officially too broke to pluck), and am allowing the baby…