Your ultimate middle school dance playlist for when you need to put on a tube top and turn up like it’s 2006


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Your ultimate middle school dance playlist for when you need to put on a tube top and turn up like it’s 2006

Teen drinking is very bad (laugh) yo I gotta fake ID tho!

Everyone who went to school in America between 2004 and 2012 shares a very special culture. A culture of pop, lock and dropping our donks in our Apple Bottom jeans in front of the principal and chaperones.

Sit and let your mind float back to that sweaty ass gym where you danced the night away to Nickleback before running to the bathroom and putting on your Lipsmackers in case Johnny from math class tried to sneak a kiss behind the bleachers. Think of your old best friends who would swap Abercrombie shirts with you and tell you if your pink, studded belt was all turned around.

Sure, you might miss it. But think about it: we aren’t dependent on punch some skeezy eight grader spiked to turn the fuck up now. Here’s your playlist for when you and your pals need to party like twelve-year-old you only dreamed of:

Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’) by T-Pain

Konvict Muzic, Nappy Boy, ooh wee

Cyclone by Baby Bash and T-Pain

Going hard when they turn the spotlights on

  • One, Two Step by Ciara and Missy Elliott

    Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh

    Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams

    When the pimp’s in the crib ma

    A post shared by snoopdogg (@snoopdogg) on Jul 7, 2017 at 5:12pm PDT

    Donk by Soulja Boy

    I like the way she move and the way she snap and roll

    BedRock by Young Money and Lloyd

    Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns

    Get Busy by Sean Paul

    Girl get busy, just shake that booty non-stop

    Pop, Lock & Drop It by Huey

    Toot that thang up, mommy, make it roll

    Hot in Herre by Nelly

    I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious

  • Walk It Out by Unk

    Now Stop Pop And Roll

    Forever by Chris Brown

    It’s gon’ be me you and the dance floor


    A post shared by ??? STREAM PRIVACY (@chrisbrownofficial) on Jul 9, 2017 at 7:04pm PDT

    Move Along by The All-American Rejects

    And even when your hope is gone/ Move along, move along just to make it through

    Smack That – Dirty by Akon and Eminem

    Smack that, ’till you get sore

    When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls

    I wanna have groupies


    Black Dress with the tights underneath 

  • Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy

    Watch me crank it, watch me roll

    Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston

    Damn all these beautiful girls/ They only wanna do your dirt

    Real eyes realize real lies.. to blessed to be stressed.. new music up at ??

    A post shared by Sean Kingston (@seankingston) on Jul 1, 2017 at 8:17pm PDT

    Every Time We Touch by Cascada

    Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last

    Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain

    Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)/ Boots with the fur (with the fur)

    Tipsy – Club Mix by J-Kwon

    Yo, I got a fake I.D. though

  • Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

    I think you’re crazy

    Laffy Taffy by D4L

    Girl this ain’t no dance flo’/ This a candy sto’

    TiK ToK by Kesha

    But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger


    A post shared by Kesha (@iiswhoiis) on Jul 12, 2017 at 8:24pm PDT

    Sexy Can I by Ray J featuring Yung Berg

    It’s a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

    Leavin’ by Jesse McCartney

    Man that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing, amazing, amazing)

    It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy, Ricardo Ducent

    Picture this we were both butt-naked/ Banging on the bathroom floor

  • Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly

    It’s the remix to ignition/ Hot and fresh out the kitchen

    Pon de Replay by Rihanna

    Everybody on the floor let me show you how we do

    #SoSTONED @manoloblahnikhq Pictured above: "Bajan Princess"

    A post shared by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on Jun 21, 2017 at 7:01pm PDT

    Mr. Brightside by The Killers