Your ultimate middle school dance playlist for when you need to put on a tube top and turn up like it’s 2006

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Your ultimate middle school dance playlist for when you need to put on a tube top and turn up like it’s 2006

Teen drinking is very bad (laugh) yo I gotta fake ID tho!

Everyone who went to school in America between 2004 and 2012 shares a very special culture. A culture of pop, lock and dropping our donks in our Apple Bottom jeans in front of the principal and chaperones.

Sit and let your mind float back to that sweaty ass gym where you danced the night away to Nickleback before running to the bathroom and putting on your Lipsmackers in case Johnny from math class tried to sneak a kiss behind the bleachers. Think of your old best friends who would swap Abercrombie shirts with you and tell you if your pink, studded belt was all turned around.

Sure, you might miss it. But think about it: we aren’t dependent on punch some skeezy eight grader spiked to turn the fuck up now. Here’s your playlist for when you and your pals need to party like twelve-year-old you only dreamed of:

Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’) by T-Pain

Konvict Muzic, Nappy Boy, ooh wee

Cyclone by Baby Bash and T-Pain

Going hard when they turn the spotlights on

One, Two Step by Ciara and Missy Elliott

Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh

Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams

When the pimp’s in the crib ma

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Donk by Soulja Boy

I like the way she move and the way she snap and roll

BedRock by Young Money and Lloyd

Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns

Get Busy by Sean Paul

Girl get busy, just shake that booty non-stop

Pop, Lock & Drop It by Huey

Toot that thang up, mommy, make it roll

Hot in Herre by Nelly

I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious

Walk It Out by Unk

Now Stop Pop And Roll

Forever by Chris Brown

It’s gon’ be me you and the dance floor

@blackpyramidofficial

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Move Along by The All-American Rejects

And even when your hope is gone/ Move along, move along just to make it through

Smack That – Dirty by Akon and Eminem

Smack that, ’till you get sore

When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls

I wanna have groupies

DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3

Black Dress with the tights underneath 

Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy

Watch me crank it, watch me roll

Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston

Damn all these beautiful girls/ They only wanna do your dirt

Real eyes realize real lies.. to blessed to be stressed.. new music up at www.soundcloud.com/seankingston 🔥🔥

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Every Time We Touch by Cascada

Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last

Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)/ Boots with the fur (with the fur)

Tipsy – Club Mix by J-Kwon

Yo, I got a fake I.D. though

Crazy by Gnarls Barkley

I think you’re crazy

Laffy Taffy by D4L

Girl this ain’t no dance flo’/ This a candy sto’

TiK ToK by Kesha

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

WOMAN

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Sexy Can I by Ray J featuring Yung Berg

It’s a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera

Leavin’ by Jesse McCartney

Man that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing, amazing, amazing)

It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy, Ricardo Ducent

Picture this we were both butt-naked/ Banging on the bathroom floor

Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly

It’s the remix to ignition/ Hot and fresh out the kitchen

Pon de Replay by Rihanna

Everybody on the floor let me show you how we do

#SoSTONED @manoloblahnikhq Pictured above: "Bajan Princess"

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Mr. Brightside by The Killers

IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISS

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