Teen drinking is very bad (laugh) yo I gotta fake ID tho!
Everyone who went to school in America between 2004 and 2012 shares a very special culture. A culture of pop, lock and dropping our donks in our Apple Bottom jeans in front of the principal and chaperones.
Sit and let your mind float back to that sweaty ass gym where you danced the night away to Nickleback before running to the bathroom and putting on your Lipsmackers in case Johnny from math class tried to sneak a kiss behind the bleachers. Think of your old best friends who would swap Abercrombie shirts with you and tell you if your pink, studded belt was all turned around.
Sure, you might miss it. But think about it: we aren’t dependent on punch some skeezy eight grader spiked to turn the fuck up now. Here’s your playlist for when you and your pals need to party like twelve-year-old you only dreamed of:
Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin’) by T-Pain
Konvict Muzic, Nappy Boy, ooh wee
Cyclone by Baby Bash and T-Pain
Going hard when they turn the spotlights on
One, Two Step by Ciara and Missy Elliott
Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh
Drop It Like It’s Hot by Snoop Dogg and Pharrell Williams
When the pimp’s in the crib ma
Donk by Soulja Boy
I like the way she move and the way she snap and roll
BedRock by Young Money and Lloyd
Maybe it’s time to put this pussy on your sideburns
Get Busy by Sean Paul
Girl get busy, just shake that booty non-stop
Pop, Lock & Drop It by Huey
Toot that thang up, mommy, make it roll
Hot in Herre by Nelly
I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious
Walk It Out by Unk
Now Stop Pop And Roll
Forever by Chris Brown
It’s gon’ be me you and the dance floor
Move Along by The All-American Rejects
And even when your hope is gone/ Move along, move along just to make it through
Smack That – Dirty by Akon and Eminem
Smack that, ’till you get sore
When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls
DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3
Black Dress with the tights underneath
Crank That (Soulja Boy) by Soulja Boy
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Beautiful Girls by Sean Kingston
Damn all these beautiful girls/ They only wanna do your dirt
Every Time We Touch by Cascada
Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
Low by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)/ Boots with the fur (with the fur)
Tipsy – Club Mix by J-Kwon
Yo, I got a fake I.D. though
Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
I think you’re crazy
Laffy Taffy by D4L
Girl this ain’t no dance flo’/ This a candy sto’
TiK ToK by Kesha
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
Sexy Can I by Ray J featuring Yung Berg
It’s a Kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
Leavin’ by Jesse McCartney
Man that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing, amazing, amazing)
It Wasn’t Me by Shaggy, Ricardo Ducent
Picture this we were both butt-naked/ Banging on the bathroom floor
Ignition (Remix) by R. Kelly
It’s the remix to ignition/ Hot and fresh out the kitchen
Pon de Replay by Rihanna
Everybody on the floor let me show you how we do
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
IT WAS ONLY A KISS, IT WAS ONLY A KISS