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People are saying Taylor Swift was carried out of her apartment in a giant suitcase

Trying to avoid giving us TS6, smh

I…don’t know what to say about this either, let’s just start with that.

A website I’ve never heard of cites another website I’ve never heard of, and claims Taylor Swift was carried out of her apartment inside a giant suitcase in an effort to hide from the paparazzi.

First of all, that is her apartment in Tribeca. I know because I went to it one day before going to Target. Because I’m fun. So the pictures are probably real, but is Taylor…inside? I know she’s extra, but this redefines the word.

 

This is a lot to avoid the TS6 question, Taylor. Just give me the album and I’ll stop cyberbullying you with snake pics. Maybe.