Are you ready for the rise of the round face?
A round face renaissance, if you will
by Una Dabiero
Girls with naturally round faces know the real struggle of unattainable beauty standards. Everyone is always telling us that if we don’t like our round face or if we want better cheekbones, we should just work out more. Or you know, stop eating. But no matter how much I do chin workouts or apply fucktons of contour, I have low cheekbones and a round skull. I just can’t help it.
In a world of Angelina Jolies and Bella Hadids, it can be hard for girls with literal pancake faces to feel pretty. We’re always told we look ‘cute’ not hot. And we can never really pull off a ponytail. Or hats. Or middle part how society tells us we should.
Cons of having a round face:
*beats face trying to look fly af*
"Oh you look so cute."
"I just wana pinch your cheeks."
— like the eye color (@drtyrice) July 11, 2017
But I am here to tell everyone at home measuring the diameter of their face with a ruler the round face is coming back into style. How do I know? Just look at Beyonce and Rihanna, the only people on Earth whose opinions matter:
Genuinely excited for round/chubby faces to become a beauty trend pic.twitter.com/e5J8TUkxhH
— ya daddy (@ohlaafemi) May 30, 2017
These women sporting full-faces is pretty strong proof that we are in the round face renaissance. But they aren’t alone. There’s plenty of hot stars right now with round faces who are going to make them the new ~it~ thing to have.
Like Miranda Kerr.
A literal Victoria’s Secret Angel.
Or Selena Gomez.
Who roped in The Weeknd with her round face, just saying.
Or even Ariel Winter.
Who’s getting a lot of press right now for really no reason except that she’s hot?
Pretty soon, we’re going to see girls rounding their cheeks with blush and covering up their cheek indents with concealer. Mark my words.
Then, it will finally be time for us chubby-faced girls to live our best life.
Finally I can stop stressing about not having a defined jawline 🙌🏼
— Dee. (@D3annaBlack) June 1, 2017
And love our circle faces.
Yeasss!! I love my round/chubby face! I've had it all my life https://t.co/KaYC41m6cx
— Jasmine.. (@it_must_be_bugg) May 31, 2017
Like we should’ve been doing this whole time, honestly.
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