People are mad at Kim for fully exposing her nipples in this outfit, but I think it’s a major look
Shocker! They’re perfect!
by Amanda Ross
Life is meaningless without progress. I think I read that on the side of a Chipotle bag one time. In the 1800s, women were regulated to gut-disfiguring corsets to suck in our stomachs and push our boobs up to make them look like weird, fleshy muffin tops. Throughout the 1900s, we had to wear ugly, thick-strapped bras with like, pointy-ass padding. If you think about it, it’s only been the past few years that’ve allowed us the freedom to really nip it up and go braless. So we’ve more or less conquered the battle of allowing them to poke out through our tops. The next fight? FULL NIPPLE EXPOSURE. In the workplace, in church, everywhere. I won’t rest until this town has become a Nippleopolis.
Our fearless leader in the fight to walk around ass-naked? Kimberley Noel Kardashian West, visionary.
Yesterday, Kimmy stepped out in this #lewk for a date night with Kanye in Beverly Hills.
Her nipples are — either via genetics or an incredibly gifted doctor — the eighth and ninth wonders of the world, respectively. They’re flawless. But of course, jealous haters want to drag Kim for it. The most popular hate comment mentions her being “a mother now” as if you’re suddenly not allowed to be a Hot Bitch™ once you’ve had kids.
And it’s not like this is the first time we’ve ever seen Kim’s nipples:
Freedom, justice, and Kim’s nipples for all.
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Not THAT kind of facial, lmao
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The #Dickgrabbers challenge isn’t what you think it is, you nasty little pervert
Okay, it kind of is
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