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OK, this conspiracy theory about Justin Bieber’s cancelled tour is about as bizarre as they come
But also, sign me up
by Amanda Ross
Justin Bieber is a spiritual guy. Remember when he spouted this gem of religious tolerance:
But Justin might be even more pious than initially thought. Yesterday, he announced that he was canceling the remainder of his Purpose Tour, citing exhausting and extenuating circumstances. Considering Bieber’s rocky past, we all just thought this was Justin being Justin — read: a big baby. But this rumor about the cancellation has even the most stoic of us shooketh to the core.
Australia’s Today Show reported the reason behind the abandoned tour: Justin’s starting his own church. He’s a notable member of Hillsong Church, and attended a Hillsong convention in Australia earlier this year.
While he pretty much already has his own cult in his horde of Beliebers (and I mean that in a cult classic way, not an R. Kelly way), I guess the next step for the Biebs is a quest to Sainthood. All he has to do is perform a few miracles and like, be a martyr.
Do you think Jesus saw him piss in that bucket? Amen!