Paris Hilton is attempting to claw her way back into the spotlight on Twitter, and I don’t know what to make of it

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Paris Hilton is attempting to claw her way back into the spotlight on Twitter, and I don’t know what to make of it

We’re living in a real Paris renaissance

Along with Juicy tracksuits and bedazzled sunglasses, Paris Hilton was exiled as an old, out of style trend almost a decade ago. But like her bright pink glossy lips, she’s back and ready to shine in 2017.

The hotel heiress has been on top of her Twitter game, going viral on almost every well-observed (or maybe completely accidental) tweet. We all know she’s vying to be relevant again, so we want to give her the recognition she deserves. Here’s proof Paris has been on top of the Twitter game in 2017, clawing her way back into the spotlight:

She’s been making viral memes of herself

Ones you probably saw on Fuck Jerry a few years ago

Some with astute and topical pop culture references

Every basic bitch loves a Drake reference.

She’s been blessing everyone with birthday wishes

Even people we’re pretty sure she doesn’t know — like Iggy Azalea and Selena Gomez.

She’s been tweeting out her infamous quotes

What better way to get people riled up in the Trump-era than to ignite class controversies?

And showing off her successful DJ career

Low-key looks litty, confirmed.

She’s been blessing us with sage advice

Bless me, Paris.

And more importantly, with throwback pics

Proof Kim K is human, thank God!

Paris, we see you sweetie. And you’re doing amazing.