Selena Gomez’s new music video makes me want to gag but in a sexy way…?

We knew Selena’s new music video for her latest single “Fetish” was going to be weird after the amazingly crazy “I’m in love with the same woman as my dad and I play all of the characters” storyline of “Bad Liar”, but this one is even harder to pull your eyes away from.

The video is directed by Petra Collins, so I’m not sure we should have expected anything less bizarre, but hey! It’s what she’s famous for.

The video starts with Selena in a sheer yellow dress walking down the street

She’s covering her eyes to shield them from the sun, but she seems fixated on the shadow her hand is casting.

We’ve all already seen shots like this because of the teasers she’s posted on Instagram. But don’t worry, it hasn’t gotten weird yet.

After walking through the chaos outside, she lets herself into a (her?) house.

Once she gets inside, there’s a bunch of broken glass that she begins eating

I don’t gag easily, but this had me pretty ready.

I guess whatever she’s doing with the glass doesn’t work and she begins to smash her groceries

We can assume the chaos outside was caused by her because her dress is covered in dirt and she seems a bit drunk.

That doesn’t do it for her either and she takes an eyelash curler to her tongue?

Not really sure what she was trying to accomplish here.

This is when she starts heaving on the table, and touching herself on the floor of her kitchen

Of course, next she ends up in a freezer with Gucci Mane

It’s not really clear if it’s her freezer, but it’s snowing and there’s a lot of fruit in it.

After she eats some lipstick, because I guess she’s still hungry

And then a bit of soap to top it off

At the end, she kind of just starts laughing manically — like we’ve heard in a number of her songs — and then backs away.

You can watch the full video here

Hope you have good gag reflexes.

And if you have a fetish for putting things in your mouth, this one is for you.

@carolinephinney