Dylan Sprouse is stepping back into the spotlight and thank God because he got hot
Double the chance to date a Sprouse
by Una Dabiero
Guys, it’s happening. The Sprouse twins are back on screen and I have never been happier. Why? Because they’re both hot as fuck and we deserve more Sprouse content for pining after them during our priceless adolescent years.
Cole has been in the spotlight for a while as a star on Riverdale, a teen drama that actually doesn’t suck. But Dylan just stepped back into the spotlight. He’s starring in an indie film titled Carte Blanche with director Eva Doležalová – and the photos she posted of him in a tux have a large puddle forming in the babe office.
This is only Dylan’s second acting performance since he left Suite Life of Zack & Cody in 2011. For a while, I thought Cole was going to be the rich and famous twin – but I’m excited I now have twice the chance to marry a successful Sprouse.
I mean, I guess Dylan has had something going for him for a while. He graduated from NYU and started a meadery called ‘All-Wise’ and has a bar opening soon in Brooklyn, NY. But the only thing better than a boy who will accept subtle alcoholism is a movie star, which is soon to be Dylan Sprouse’s official title.
We’re excited for you Dylan, but we’re especially excited for us. Now I don’t have to fight Lili Reinhart for Cole’s heart – I can just have yours.
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