looks • Aug 04 2017

Is this the ugliest dress in America?

M’lady

The year was 1620…I’m kidding. It was 2017, but somewhere on the worldwide web, somebody seemed to have forgotten that, because they decided to sell an actual pilgrim dress, and charge $450 for it.

The Sequoia dress from Creatures of Comfort is not only for the richest and tallest of gals, but also for the kind of gals who masturbate to Pride and Prejudice and have an “I am no bird; and no net ensnares me,” tattoo somewhere on their forearm.

bless everyone who is pretty enough, skinny enough, and rich enough to wear this dress pic.twitter.com/7XFmL0G8bf

— Doree Shafrir (@doree) August 1, 2017

Then again, there are probably at least three thousand girls walking around Bushwick proudly donning their very own thrift store versions of this dress right now.

But the rest of the world is angry about it

Adding this to my Amazon Amishlist.

— Toby Herman (@tobyherman27) August 1, 2017

serving these Typhoid Mary LOOKS https://t.co/B10wDwBPDL

— im baby jeff (@shamikaofficial) August 3, 2017

the sister wives and I all decided to go with turd brown. the color matches our sadness.

— Amy Brady (@ingredient_x) August 1, 2017

That's a dress I could go out with my girls in…and immediately start accusing the elderly in town of witchcraft.

— Alana Massey (@AlanaMassey) August 1, 2017

They legit got like 14 of these in different colors at every thrift store in America for like $7 https://t.co/SxvmmYmV5z

— #BigBlue4President (@azher_spitsfire) August 3, 2017

cold shoulders are really the only thing this garment is missing

— Emily Gould (@EmilyGould) August 1, 2017

Although this person is probably right

are we gonna pretend adele wouldn't buy this? https://t.co/YGGFHucwwH

— X. (@riverwig) August 3, 2017

Sorry Adele.

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