Ashley Graham did not deserve this ridiculous Photoshop fuck-up in Sports Illustrated
Just leave her alone?!
by Amanda Ross
For as long as magazines and advertisements have been setting ideal body and beauty standards, they’ve been editing and digitally altering already-perfect people to try and fit them.
The result is not ridiculously good looking people with no flaws, but rather human approximates who look like half-cyborgs, half-anime characters.
Seriously, look at any Vogue spread. The girls’ faces are so dimensionless from all the Photoshopping, they might as well be paper plates.
And now, they’ve taken our queen, too. I’m not surprised that dude-bro bastion Sports Illustrated has decided to Photoshop model Ashley Graham into oblivion, but I am shocked at what a shitty job they did. Seriously, SI? Are times so tough you had to make an ad intern to do your photo editing or what?
Look at this picture:
At first glance, the always-gorgeous Graham looks…gorgeous. Yes. Of course. But zoom in on her ass:
WHY DID THEY DO THAT? The edges are all warped from where they clearly edited it. But why? We’ve had the blessing of seeing her ass a million times in pictures and videos and it’s already great as-is. Why did they bring this fuck-up on themselves by attempting to mess with perfection?
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