Ashley Graham did not deserve this ridiculous Photoshop fuck-up in Sports Illustrated
Just leave her alone?!
by Amanda Ross
For as long as magazines and advertisements have been setting ideal body and beauty standards, they’ve been editing and digitally altering already-perfect people to try and fit them.
The result is not ridiculously good looking people with no flaws, but rather human approximates who look like half-cyborgs, half-anime characters.
Seriously, look at any Vogue spread. The girls’ faces are so dimensionless from all the Photoshopping, they might as well be paper plates.
And now, they’ve taken our queen, too. I’m not surprised that dude-bro bastion Sports Illustrated has decided to Photoshop model Ashley Graham into oblivion, but I am shocked at what a shitty job they did. Seriously, SI? Are times so tough you had to make an ad intern to do your photo editing or what?
Look at this picture:
At first glance, the always-gorgeous Graham looks…gorgeous. Yes. Of course. But zoom in on her ass:
WHY DID THEY DO THAT? The edges are all warped from where they clearly edited it. But why? We’ve had the blessing of seeing her ass a million times in pictures and videos and it’s already great as-is. Why did they bring this fuck-up on themselves by attempting to mess with perfection?
Kylie Jenner’s first runway was for Avril Lavigne’s clothing line and I am screaming at the eyeliner
‘She had a pretty face but her head was up in space’
by Caroline Phinney
In a long forgotten show of 2013, two years before Kendall would ever debut, Kylie stormed the runway in what some art historians are calling her greatest look to date. The line, Abbey Dawn, belonged to Avril Lavigne, and featured everything from faux jean bikini bottoms to gingham hoodies and beyond. Basically, everything you needed to…
This beauty blogger looks more like Emma Watson than Emma Watson looks like Emma Watson
Must be a witch
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Remember when Disney did Emma Watson wrong and released a Beauty and the Beast collection ahead of its live-action movie, but the doll ended up looking way more like the love child of Justin Bieber and Lord Farquaad than our favorite Muggle-born? Who knew it was possible to make something so good, so bad? Luckily that’s not the…
Resting Bitch Face is the streetwear brand venting all your inner feelings
Do I want resting bitch faces on my hoodie? Hell to the yes
by Laura Casado
Every girl has been told to ‘smile’ by catcallers on the street, whom we speed walk past as they continue to yell about our ‘resting bitch face.’ But instead of cowering to that negative stereotype, Leila Wikel turned the phrase into a streetwear brand. The 21-year-old film major, who is originally from Atlanta, started Resting…