fads • Aug 05 2017

I’ve never seen anything so glorious as all the trolling ‘Curvy Wife’ guy is getting online

‘Under socialism, we will each be apportioned a curvy wife’

Earlier this week, the Internet was graced by a new hero. No, it wasn’t a cat who could play the piano — it was someone much better: a man who, against all odds, managed to love his curvy wife. I know, I know. His struggle is an inspiration. You’re thinking to yourself, who could ever be attracted to a…curvy woman?! Well this guy manages.

So Twitter did to this shitbag what it does best: turned it into a delightful meme for your microconsumption:

Please, my wife, she's very thick.

— Samantha (@samanthamarg) August 4, 2017

under socialism we will each be apportioned a curvy wife

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 4, 2017

I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w pic.twitter.com/j7a6NOp8UJ

— Scaachi (@Scaachi) August 4, 2017

Why My Curvy Wife Very Recently Filed For Divorce

— Joe Berkowitz (@JoeBerkowitz) August 4, 2017

I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w pic.twitter.com/2nOhYfg4ih

— gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) August 5, 2017

I'm gonna out feminism that guy and fuck his thick wife

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 4, 2017

I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side… pic.twitter.com/y70xWEnxar

— GOOSE (@GooseyMane) August 4, 2017

You may be wondering why I, a fit and handsome man, am with my thick and plain wife: well, it's because as a great guy, I love her anyway

— sticking to jorts (@statsrespecter) August 4, 2017

2017: I will never tire of thick wife memes

2019: Sony announces Thick Wife: The Movie

— Vodalus (@BFomebranch) August 5, 2017

Bernie Sanders has yet to tweet his support for The Thick Wife. Your silence is deafening, Senator.

— Lib Crusher (@lib_crusher) August 4, 2017

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