I swear to god if Katy Perry broke up Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs, there is no hope for anyone

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I swear to god if Katy Perry broke up Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs, there is no hope for anyone

He was never good enough for Twigs anyway

Robert Pattinson has been linked to a number of ladies way, way out of his league — the most recent of whom took the cake: Tahliah Barnett, the English singer, songwriter, and producer known more commonly by her stage name FKA Twigs.

But all of that has come to a crashing halt since this weekend Pattinson was spotted “cozying up” to (no surprise) Katy Perry.

Last week when Howard Stern asked Pattinson on his SiriusXM show whether the star was engaged to FKA Twigs, he replied, “Kind of.” And this week, Pattinson was photographed out to dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel’s WeHo restaurant in Los Angeles with none other than Perry herself.

Apparently the two were with a group, but it seems the group was “elsewhere.”

First she won’t shut up about Taylor Swift, then she ranked her boyfriends in bed before exploiting a bunch of drag queens for her latest business proposal, and now she’s trying to come in and snake FKA Twigs.

I guess if that is what she is up to and she ends up succeeding, Twigs is better off without him anyway.

@carolinephinney