QUIZ: Build a fall outfit and we’ll tell you what not-at-all-terrifying sexy costume to wear this Halloween
Sexy goldfish? Sign me up
by Una Dabiero
Believe it or not, it’s fucking Halloween right now. And you probably definitely don’t have your costume yet, you summer-loving demon. Mean Girls taught us “Halloween is the one night of the year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it” so here’s some slutty costume inspiration for you to choose from quick. GO GO GO.
ColourPop is officially coming to Sephora
Please tell me the prices are gonna stay the same
by Amanda Ross
So you know ColourPop. They’re the company that manufactures those incredibly inexpensive, super pigmented lipsticks, liquid lippies, creamy eyeshadows and bright blushes. They also probably maybe definitely manufacture Kylie Cosmetics, and for a quarter of the price. But until this glorious moment, they’ve only been available online. Which is a fate worse than death for…
Ashley Graham did not deserve this ridiculous Photoshop fuck-up in Sports Illustrated
Just leave her alone?!
by Amanda Ross
For as long as magazines and advertisements have been setting ideal body and beauty standards, they’ve been editing and digitally altering already-perfect people to try and fit them. The result is not ridiculously good looking people with no flaws, but rather human approximates who look like half-cyborgs, half-anime characters. Seriously, look at any Vogue spread.…
Is this the ugliest dress in America?
by Caroline Phinney
The year was 1620…I’m kidding. It was 2017, but somewhere on the worldwide web, somebody seemed to have forgotten that, because they decided to sell an actual pilgrim dress, and charge $450 for it. The Sequoia dress from Creatures of Comfort is not only for the richest and tallest of gals, but also for the kind of gals who…