Even the bartenders were in on it
I’m not going to say I’ve never gone on a Date A with Date B in mind. It’s like pre-gaming, except with people.
Date B is usually someone you know — a friend with benefits or reliable fuck. Your safety piece for when all else goes wrong, but you spent too much time on your makeup to waste the night.
That said, most of us probably haven’t thought much further ahead than that. And especially not with all first dates.
But you know who did? This guy.
So Lisette gets set up on a date by her friend
She decides to stay the the bar despite another friend telling her he sucks
Her friend was right — he sucks
Lisette realizes he double booked her
She decides to play along to help girl #2 out
He goes to get a drink and Lisette tells all
Suddenly girl #3 appears to meet him for her date
Now both the bartenders and the bouncer are in on this as well
The three girls decide to leave together, and leave him with the bill
The end
‘You’re a fuckboy, bye’
KIDDING! The bartender texts the girls to let them know he’s on another date
They decide to steal Girl #4 too
Now they’re all hanging out in a bar together
Aaaand girl #5 has landed
#5 decides to bait him, even though she’s on her way to meet the girls
Finally he catches on, and he messages girl #5 she’s ‘cut’
Now he’s back to square 1 — Or girl #1 rather
Finally, #5 is on board
And they invited everyone to their bar because apparently it’s ‘LIT’
Moral of the story? Make sure the bartenders are in on it and down to supply free drinks next time you think you might be meting up with a fuck boy.
Or, you know, have 5 dates lined up as well.
We’ve reached out to the stars of this iconic scheme for comment.