If you’re carrying a cracked iPhone 5, have a lipstick-stained t-shirt on, or ran late to your 9 a.m. appointment today, you’re probably a hot mess.
But just how much of a hot mess are you? Are you an Amanda Bynes circa 2012 or just a hoe who made out sitting on the toilet? Take this quiz to find out!
Finally we’re getting an American Horror Story season that actually sounds good
AHS has finally risen from the ashes
by Ari Bines
Remember how obsessed we all used to be with American Horror Story? I've seen most seasons of American Horror Story, and I can say with authority that things have been downhill since Asylum. Those were the series' halcyon days when things weren't political and Gaga stayed in her lane. But the theme for American Horror…
If he bleaches his hair, you know he’s really going through it
‘Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain’t calling’
by Ari Bines
Ok, maybe this is just based on my limited experience and-slash-or stereotypes from big-studio rom-coms, but when women are are having a rough go of it victimized, we usually do three things: pile ice cream atop a personal pizza (by which I mean a large pizza), shop until we've maxed out our credit cards, and…
The latest thing women can’t do without being blasted online: Literally just going on vacation!
Welcome to Hell!
by Roisin Lanigan
Welcome to 2018. It’s a lawless wasteland and privacy doesn’t exist anymore. You can’t even get on a plane anymore without some lecherous wannabe-BuzzFeed reporter chronicling your every move for millions of strangers around the globe. This is the world we live in. And you know what? The 1984-style hyper-surveillance shit doesn’t end when the plane…