Listen up! I need you to open the Boomerang app and take a nude right now – then you can thank me
Issa Booberang, y’all
I'm going to get straight to the point because I can't keep this secret to myself any longer. I have come across what I'm calling the best thing to ever happen to your nudes. Gone are the days of awkward angles trying to fit all your best bits in the frame. Say goodbye to the multiple shots showing the progression of your sexiness. No more videos where you can hear your housemate ordering phad thai in the background.
Open your mind and let it welcome Boomerang nudes. Yes, make your nudes into gifs — Booberangs, if you will.
Look, I'm not saying I'm a genius, but you can't deny this is a groundbreaking discovery. One that needs to be embraced and shared among all who send nudes.
Literally go to your Boomerang app right now, take a nude, send it to someone, and wait for their damn mind to be blown.
Welcome to the future.
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