We’re not going to fuck you, you Nazi losers
An answer to the fascists who think they are going to get laid
The neo-Nazi website, The Daily Stormer was publishing live updates from the white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Virginia last night.
At 8:29 p.m., they updated with this post:
To those of you in Charlottesville, go out and enjoy yourselves.
If you’re at a bar in a group, random girls will want to have sex with you. Because you’re the bad boys. The ultimate enemy of the state. Every girl on the planet wants your dick now.
I think I speak for all women when I say: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
We are never going to fuck you khaki-and-New-Balance wearing Cheeto-breathed ogres with bad haircuts and worse facial hair who think white men have it harder than anyone else right now and think the only people who understand them are the YouTube gamers who think saying “faggot” is edgy, and brave.
If you’re a 20-year-old pretending to be a Nazi, you’re not a bad boy; you’re a racist virgin so humiliated by his own sexual inadequacy and terrified at rejection that you’ll blame your feelings of weakness on some unseen Liberal Agenda.
First and foremost, the neo-Nazi alt-right movement is about racism. Second, it’s about sexual insecurity.
If you are unlucky enough to ever find yourself on the subreddit r/The_Donald, you’ll find something akin to a cesspool of racism and self-aggrandizement, people who feed off each other’s inside jokes to paint a clear picture: we are a group, and everyone else is the enemy, a thesis that’s justified no matter how paranoid the rationalizing becomes.
The people with Nazi flags at this rally are actually liberals trying to make us look bad. A girl rejects you? She’s a cunt who’s just looking for some guy to cuck. You’re too alpha for that. People at your college don’t seem to be celebrating you for the free thinking rationalist genius you are? They’re all brainwashed idiots.
This is your community. You are an alpha male, and the feminists are trying to ruin it. And if you do Trump Supporter right, you’ll get all the best submissive blonde pussy you could ever want. How fitting that Trump would be their deity, a fat golden calf in his phallic tower on his third beautiful wife, like a cartoon drawing of Playboy’s target audience in the 1950’s.
The new KKK uniform sucks pic.twitter.com/LuyOtcIMsa
— Ana Breton (@missbreton) August 12, 2017
Al Qaeda promised their suicide bombers 72 virgins waiting in heaven. The Alt-Right promises its loyal disciples a video game version of masculinity: guns and women who you can use for sex (you see through their silly mind games and manipulations) while liberal men are cuckolded.
The update on the Daily Stormer wasn’t actually directed at the cretins who came to the rally in Charlottesville; it’s for those who were too scared to come this time. Join us, and girls will want you. It would be sad if there weren’t so many dangerous, hateful people who believed it.
And so, I take it upon myself to make it very clear that women do not want to fuck the neckbearded neo-Nazi who fancies himself an edgy anti-hero whose only hobby is the internet. We see you, and we are disgusted by you. We are laughing at you.
I would rather gnaw off every limb and use them to plug up my orifices as protection.
— Nunya ❄ (@FoxFyreKit) August 13, 2017
The community will come together to shame you: your bosses, your colleagues, the girl you’ve had a crush on since middle school who seems to ignore nice boys like you. She doesn’t ignore you because you’re “nice.” She ignores you because you’re a racist piece of shit who hasn’t showered in four days.
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