This tweet proves Ariana Grande fans are dumb as hell

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This tweet proves Ariana Grande fans are dumb as hell

Arianators need an education and fast

I stan hard for Ariana Grande. Girl has pipes, a ponytail I want to choke me out, and she managed to write a radio-friendly song about getting dicked down so hard she can't walk straight.

But something super fucking alarming has been brought to my attention — her fans are idiots.

Okay, not actual idiots but unenlightened idiots. Her fans, apparently, have no idea who the Spice Girls are. Ariana recently quoted lyrics from the hit song, Say You'll Be There and her fans thought she was teasing a preview of a new song. I… just… can't. Please give me a moment.

But we are all blessed because Ariana was quick to let her fans know the truth — that she was just quoting lyrics from the stars of the hit 1997 mega-film Spice World.

She also posed the existential question – "am I old?"

Yeah maybe compared to these fetuses, but then again so am I. So sit tf down and let Grandma educate the youth and children, it's time you got a very necessary education. You're all about to be enlightened.

In 1994 an act of God happened here on Earth and the group known as the Spice Girls was formed. Born from beauty, talent, grace, and English Breakfast Tea, Mel B., Mel C. Geri, Emma, and Victoria became known as Scary Spice, Sporty Spice, Ginger Spice, Baby Spice, and Posh Spice. And the world was changed. Their hit single "Wannabe" shook the world and changed the music landscape of sleepovers, dances, and karaoke forever.

  • They quickly took the world by storm with dolls, lollipops, and the best music anyone would ever hear for the rest of their life. Their iconic discography includes the hits "Say You'll Be There", "Who Do You Think You Are", "Stop", "2 Become 1", "Too Much" and "Spice Up Your Life."

    If you don't know, now you fucking know and you best not forget. In fact, if you have no idea who the Spice Girls are you have two choices: hide in a cave for the rest of your life or listen to them on repeat until you know every song like the back of your hand and you no longer make unenlightened, embarrassing mistakes like thinking their lyrics were Ariana Grande lyrics.

    I just have one question for Ariana Grande fans: how dare you?

    @jenniferficarra