Witchy lipsticks for fall to terrify all the dudes in your life
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by Jenn Ficarra
Get your grimoires ready because fall is almost upon us — and that means one thing and one thing only: the witches rise. Ditch your hair salt spray, get rid of your nude nail polish, shed yourself of those sundresses because it's time to embrace your inner evil sorcerres.
Nothing scares a man more than a witch and a witch with killer lipstick? Well, that's basically their nightmare. Here are the best witchy lipsticks to scare the patriarchy and look hot af while you do it.
Black Violet by Becca
Black Violet is a rich, gorgeous plum shade of lipbalm that is perfect for cursing fuckboys and making love potions if that's your thing.
Done it Again by Nars
There's nothing like a deep, rich brown lipstick to let people know you're a cool witch, not like one of those regular witches.
Sexer by Kat Von D
A vibrant, hell-raising pink that all the other girls in your coven will covet.
Really Me by MAC
A subtle, yet sexy nude pink to embrace your inner Sabrina.
Nearly Neon Orange by BITE
Orange might seem too bold but bitch, you're a witch! It's the perfect shade to wear during the Fall Equinox.
Medieval by Lipstick Queen
This Medieval, sheer red will have you feeling like you're about to be accused of witchcraft in 1692.
Whether you're more of a Hermione witch or a Piper all of these shades are sure to ramp up your witchy wardrobe and scare the shit out of the men in your life.
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